10 Reasons Why I Hate Jackson

1. He smells.
2. He dips.
3. He wears sweat pants to Nascar races and tries to pick up chicks.
4. He says, "See ya on Wednesday" really weird.
5. He falls down in the aisle at Summer Youth Series.
6. He goes through DAV sometimes and never wants to play basketball.
7. He didn't get me any cool, free football clothes from Tennessee.
8. He almost didn't room with me at Kadesh one year.
9. He left me for some guy named Jeremy at Iron Springs one year.
10. He kept kicking my legs when we were sleeping in the back of the company Trailblazer.

Those are 10 reasons why I hate Jackson. There are many more, but the internet is not big enough.

-Heisman